That was the headline in yesterday's Daily Telegraph.
It seems that China's official mouthpiece, the People's Daily, is erecting a brand new HQ building. And as you'll see from the photo even the least imaginative couldn't fail to recognise the resemblance to a massive hard prick.
[Cue: Frankie Howerd]
It appears that this is all too much for the Chinese censors who have been working overtime to try to stop people sniggering to the rest of the world and viewing pictures online. I would really have thought that China should be proud of its erection!