An example of the sort of ridiculous fluff that I get in art based press releases ... "a group of new inter-related works that playfully transform the narratives and forms associated with the models and myths of Western science, art and spirituality into a multivalent personal cosmology and cultural map. Making the irreversible, reversible and the linear, cyclical he plays a choreographer of another logic code of sense and non-sense: a dream of causality." I haven't the faintest idea what he is talking about.
[IanVisits on Facebook]
Well, no, neither have I!
The following would, however, explain why I'm always tired ...
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
We’re all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.
Right on, as usual, Dr Seuss!
I keep trying to convince some of my worry-wart friends of this next ...
If you believe everything you read, better not to read.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
Mark Twain with an interesting approach to literary criticism!
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in.
Yep, that should sort 'em out nicely! And then there's more mind boggling from New Scientist ...
[W]hen he was creating a new password at Nike.com, Terence Kuch was advised to include "At least 1 mixed case letter". He says he would like to, but "I can't find any in the alphabet".
["Feedback", New Scientist, 19/01/2013]
The following two quotes appeared in comment articles following the brouhaha in the US about Lena Dunham's new TV series Girls, in which she (a normally sized and shaped mortal) appears nude.
Truth is, we’d all probably be a lot less neurotic about our own bodies if we could get used to seeing and accepting the natural variety in other people’s — without shame, and giving no fucks.
The naked body is humanity at its most vulnerable and its most truthful, and it should be celebrated not only for its potential to be beautiful but also its potential to be funny, and awkward, and sad, and old, because this in turn is all that we are, and can be.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
And finally ...
Drawing circles, circles; innumerable circles concentric, eccentric; a coruscating whirl of circles that by their tangled multitude of repeated curves, uniformity of form and confusion of intersecting lines suggested a rendering of cosmic chaos, the symbolism of mad art attempting the inconceivable.
[Joseph Conrad, The Secret Agent]
Yeah, that's how my head feels a lot of the time!