This evening we made the mistake of catching a bit of Strictly Come Dancing, the appallingly horrible BBC TV show. Oh dear, even with the sound off it was verging on the vomit-worthy.
But we thought what a wonderful line-up the BBC could put together for a Strictly Christmas Extravaganza.
As it would be a one-off special we decided it should be just 8 couples; so 8 "slebs", four of nominally each gender. We decided that for a real laugh they should be:
So who would you choose to make right prats of themselves?