Can the human body combust spontaneously? Most of us think not, unless you're an Irish Coroner.
Fake degree? Check. Fake Rolex? Check. Fake girlfriend? What? You want fake girlfriend? OK, then see here and here.
Bored with your current home? Fancy your own Lord of the Rings film set? Then build your own Hobbit home. Must admit it looks comfy, but where's the bathroom?
Now you've mastered being an architect here's just the thing for your design studio ... Use your Amazon Kindle as an Etch-a-Sketch. Sadly available only in the US.
And finally the big news of the week: Wasabi fire alarm scoops Ig Nobel prize! Yes, it's that time of year when the Ig Nobel awards are announced. If you've missed out on them before they are serious scientific prizes which honour achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them think". Full reports here and here.
Enjoy your weekend!